IDIOT #2 IS:

-A COLLEGE STUDENT
-AN EXPERT IN FAILING AT LIFE
-PROCRASTINATING
-VERY, VERY TIRED AND NEEDS MORE SLEEP
-WRITING AN EPIC FANFIC
-IS PLANING TO ILLUSTRATE SAID FANFIC EVENTUALLY (OR ASK/COMMISSION/BEG A FRIEND TO DO SO)
-OBSESSED WITH STAR WARS
-LIKEWISE OBSESSED WITH HARRY POTTER
-PERPETUALLY BEHIND ON READING FOR ARCHAEOLOGY CLASS